Whenever people start talking about HPV, it isn't long before some dour-faced religious conservative talks about his opposition to the vaccine because apparently, it turns virtuous young girls into raging sluts* overnight.
However, I believe that I have stumbled upon a way to convince Republicans to approve the vaccine and demand mandatory vaccination of all children. In fact, I believe this will cause them to fall over themselves to get a bill passed yesterday to that effect.
What is my secret weapon, you ask?
Is it approaching them with logic and reason? Goodness no.
Is it appealing to their sense of compassion toward young women? HAHAHAHA no.
It is pretty simple actually. Here it is:
HPV, besides being linked to cervical cancer, is also linked to cancer of the PENIS.
http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=9321&page=1#3whatcauses
http://www.cirp.org/library/disease/cancer/cupp1/
That's right. It can give a man the worst possible cancer he can think of. And you can probably guess how they surgically "treat" this type of cancer.
Get this information to your Republican congressman and how long will it be before he calls for mandatory HPV vaccinations for everyone? An hour? Half hour, tops.
Let's spread the word!
* Full disclosure: I personally consider the term "raging slut" to be a compliment, not an insult. But that's just me.
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